Assume the pig is a perfect sphere
Sus球, fr. This pig’s spherical since day one. Skull emoji for good measure. Source: Reddit
Data Privacy and Meta
Meta still thinks our data is a secret we should pay for σ Source: Reddit
Admit that maybe there’s a systemic problem plaguing education or draw 25 cards.
Fr, my teacher just made me draw 25 cards. Am I in a cult or what? Source: Reddit
I genuinely feel so bad. It’s always the ones with the most depressing life too.
It’s harder to be pitiable, honestly 💀 Source: Reddit
What happened to ordering over the phone?
I said ‘slim’ and they said ‘no, you’re just fat’ Source: Reddit
What’s another year?
Another year? Literally me, still waiting for season 2 of my life. Source: Reddit
Imagine your reputation being screwed over because of your biology
Fr when your biology’s the F.O.O. 🪦 Source: Reddit
Pixels inflation
Pixels inflation is when Minecraft’s T-rex eats your entire town while you’re zoomed in on a dandelion seed. Source: Reddit