I appreciate the calm, informative and slightly obsessive vibe
Obsessed with knowing exactly why toaster ovens are just microwaves in suits, literally me. Source: Reddit
It is a cool ceiling
Skull emoji: This ceiling is so cool, it’s a rate 3/10 straight politics Source: Reddit
Champagne without the cham
Fr, someone stole my champagne or I’m hallucinating? Skull emoji Source: Reddit
She goes outside, I go to other social media. Damn
Fr, I’d be on 100 profiles rn 💀 Source: Reddit
kinda seems real
When you’re 90% sure your cat is plotting something but 10% sure it’s just napping fr Source: Reddit
I’m even shaking a little
I’m even shaking? Skull emoji, I cried at a TikTok dog surrender story. fr. Source: Reddit
Best believe I’m giving him the hardest time as a customer 🤣🤣
When you’re the angriest customer 😤 skull emoji. Hes like ‘sure, help me.’ Source: Reddit
Maybe the town of Bury…
When you finally bury the secret you’ve had since 2015… 😈 Source: Reddit