Is The Onion even still in business?
The Onion’s still out here, making us all side-eye reality 😂 Source: Reddit
Author: illy
You’ll be rich… If you pay me first
Only if you give me a front-row seat to your bankruptcy too. Source: Reddit
Sadly true
Skull emoji me when my ‘hustle’ is just procrastinating on a latte Source: Reddit
Sucks to be a grapist
When your yoga pose gets grappled mid-sweat. Fr, exactly. Skull emoji Source: Reddit
He told me in front of the entire class I got 100% before I could even pack up my things and leave.
Skull emoji when he declared 100% before I even packed my snacks Source: Reddit
Extra ordinary brain
Extra ordinary brain? More like a toddler with a PhD. 😂 Source: Reddit